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  "text": "I've heard from veteran skippers about The Time Before Cellphones.\nMy favorite was the \"Skipper Police\", where on a quiet night an empty bote would go backwards and intercept a skipper in the jungle. They would put on their emergency flashers and yell \"STOP! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR NOT BEING FUNNY\""
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