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  "text": "I was Jack Black's skipper on the Jungle Cruise at Disneyland.\n\nHe laughed at every joke, even the ones that weren't funny. I appreciated that.\n\nI pretended to flirt with his wife and \"sold\" his son to the dancing natives, giving the kid a button that said \"I'm Celebrating: I'm the sacrifice!\""
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